Monday, July 4, 2011

Wrinkles Be Gone

I am a self proclaimed cafeteria ecologist.  While I enjoy reading and hearing about ideas that would enable me leave a much smaller footprint on the earth when I vacate it, I usually enter such conversations with a certain (usually somewhat hefty) amount of  skepticism. Sometimes I will see an unusually tempting article and jump right in.  Those moments are fleeting and mostly unsuccessful.  I find that for me, some period of contemplation is necessary -  usually amounting to a couple of days of inner, "Are you crazy?" and "Everyone is going to think I have moved to an alternate universe."  After those first days of insanity, I come to the moment of decision whether or not to bring up the subject to my husband.  Most of the time my excitement is met with a rather large sigh on his part.  He has learned over the years though that I can be very persistent and so, with much trepidation, gingerly comes on board.  (Although, I have to interject here that more often than not he confesses that I have actually come up with a good idea!) Then there are the things that I can thankfully keep secret about until I'm completely ready to let the world know what I"m up to.  This is one of those moments.

  For several months I have come across articles, e-mails and TV segments about DIY skin treatments. Hmmmmm......

I have never been one to spend a lot of time at the make-up counters in those high-end stores at the mall. I really hate using all that chemical stuff that I can't pronounce.  Although there is no way to completely avoid those ladies waiting to steer me onto a stool in their quest to make my wrinkles go away, I choose to briskly walk through, head turned, getting to the shoe department as quickly as possible.  That is mostly because I would rather spend my money on shoes than expensive cosmetics. Now that I am - uh ahem - more mature, I do find that acne and flaking at the same time is rather unattractive and annoying however.  There seems to be a large variety of homemade facial scrubs, wrinkle creams, teeth whiteners, shampoos, deodorants, etc, etc, etc.  There is a consensus, however, concerning several ingredients for facial treatments.  Citrus, honey, and olive oil (Seriously??  I want to put olive oil on my face?  Don't you remember that I have red stuff on my face already?  Acne is such a horrible four letter word!)  Since I had no commitments in the coming few days that would require inspection by anyone outside of my house, I  decided to give it a try.  After all, what's the worst that can happen?  The cat doesn't care, and unless I become a hideous monster overnight, my hubby won't care either!  (Especially if I don't tell him what is going on.)  Shhhhh......my secret...... Begin the experiment!!

With some minor reservations I mixed up equal parts of honey, oil, and fresh squeezed lemon and spread it on  my face with my fingers.  Yes, I know....never touch your face with your hands.  That's never going to happen.  I let it do whatever it was going to do for about 10 minutes before I stepped into the shower to scrub it off.  Ten minutes is a very long time without glasses and nothing to do.  Anyway, I spent the ten minutes after the shower examining my face.  I didn't really see that it made a difference.  In a good way, I guess.  My face hadn't swollen or turned an even uglier blistery red.  I withheld judgement for a couple of days.   Then I thought, "Maybe I'll do it again."

As of this post, I have slathered this concoction on my face twice.  It's actually making a huge difference!  I love this stuff.  Hey, and bonus - it's cheap!  Excuse me - it's inexpensive.....and I have the ingredients in my fridge.  I'm sold!  Next stop DIY deodorant and cold showers.  I think not!!!


Thanksgiving for the gift of
-Freedom won for me at the sacrifice of others much braver than I.
-Children's laughter reminding me of simple joys I often miss.
-Living in Paradise! I don't go to sleep listening to gunfire and wondering if my child will be an innocent casualty of war.

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